Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the drakets will come
When the war has lasted 20 years the drakets will come
Find the drake egg of deepest blue, scales of night shall come to you
The largest egg in mountain hi go will give you the scales of sky
Find the egg the color of drake blood hidden alone from the rival queens the sand egg awaits unseen
Of three queens who blister, blaze and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fait that’s stronger and higher she’ll have the power of scales of fire
5 drakets to hatch on brightest night to end the fight…
Me: grabs egg*
Rock drakes: COME HERE BOIII
Me: runs*
Also me: oh crap oh crap
That one insanely fast drake:
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!!!
You were killed by a rock drake- level 999
I quit
Note:
NEVER run from drakes on foot. Bring a decent megalosaurus or maybe and andrewsarchus.
Also never do down without a fight
Dude i got one and was gliding to my base and dropped it it said to hot so i went to another region egg:too hot i went and found a ice vent dropped it egg:too cold me: 😕 i grab then drop it next to the vent egg:too hot me:😑 i grab and drop in poison water egg:too hot me:😐 i get an incubator power it put egg in egg: incubating me:😮💨 I found out it was a level 208 it was worth it