Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
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Shut up meg
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So, I was swimming off shore with my icthy, and suddenly I spot this fat orange glowy thing. Little did I know, this was an alpha meg. In short, I ended up running for my life, because this thing could somehow KEEP UP with my icthy. If the devs are listening, please make the alpha so that is doesnβt spot you from flipping TEN MILES AWAY!!!
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
I tamed one of these and it instantly got killed by another meg
Ayy yall like Imagine Dragons?
Trouble
Blood is in the rocky waters
Hide away your sons and daughters
Eat you alive
Levels
Better put your head on swivels
Dancing with the very devil
Butter to knife
Song is called Sharks by Imagine Dragons
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life