Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
1. Go to a swamp
2. Feed it fertilized eggs
3. Have fun
4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
I hate ARK's snakes
Their poison bite!
SO UR TELLING ME THAT THESE CAN BE TAMED ON PC BUT NOT MOBILE BRUHHHHHHH
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
Bro they added the dilophoboa from Jurassic world alive
YOU CAN RUN⦠BUT YOU CANT HIDE!
Realizes you where knocked unconscious and just dreaming.
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Guys. I think itβs a snake
Canβt sleep?
Punch one of these mfs π